He told me I am enlightened I am
I paid $24.99 and got the movie and the book
I watched and I read and I came out of it unharmed
He told me this and I was that I knew for a goddamn fact
I saved myself 10 years in the mountains and a shiny little head
I saved myself three jobs and two marriages and a green lawn covered in shit
I wrote back to him "thank you, thanks! who else should I tell?"
Eventually he got back to me "your cats and your dogs"
I owe my life to this man and I don't know how to tell you that
He told me I was enlightened I was
Although I would't mind the robe maybe I can still find one in the thrift store