I don't know what I want to do with my life but even if I did, I wouldn't want to do it
I want to live on a tropical island and farm coconuts and harass pretty girls and drink too much seawater through my nose everyday and get sun cancer from all the sun and die from an aneurism while surfing on my head in a pissed-off storm
I want to work for UPS for 42 years and get my pension and drive a truck 50 hrs a week and Christmas and hurt my back every time I bend over and bitch about the heat and the cold and the nice days, too
I want to become a vagabond and hop trains and meet cartoon characters with cowboy hats and ponytails and make love in a boxcar full of wild animals and get beaten up by the railroad men and dogs
I want to become a monk and ______ ____ ______. And eventually I'll reach ______ and know ______ about __________ and my life will finally be _______.
Yeah, that's what I want to do.